vunja mbavu

....kuna washikaji walikuwa wakivuta bangi...kiberiti kikawaishia...wakamtuma mwenzao akatafute kingine...bangi lilikuwa limemkolea...akazungukazunguka hatimaye akarudi palepale kijiweni...

MSHIKAJI:oyaaa wanangu eeeh...niazimeni kiberiti mwanangu mwenyewe.....

WENZAKE:baharia ee subiria kimtindo kuna mwana tumemtuma akatafute kiberiti.

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.....Mama mwenye nyumba kalikosa kufuli lake...valuvalu na hasira zake hadi kwa housegirl wake: "we housegirl mbona chupi zangu sizioni?umeniibia eeh?".....

Housegirl...."aka!mi sijaiba....kwanza mi sivaagi chupi...hata ukimuuliza baba anajuaga mbona!"

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....a divorced mom was driving her 5 years old son to school....the boy saw his mom's passport which read as follows....

NAME..Salome Mwabongofleva....
DOB...02.05.1971....
SEX...F

.....then the boy turned to his mom and said..."mom....now I know why papa left u...coz u got an F in sex...."

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....jamaa alizowea kila akitaka kulala na mwanamke wake wa nje...anamdanganya mke wake anakwenda kulala msibani....siku moja alidanganya vivyo hivyo...kufika eneo la tukio huyo mwanamke wake hakutokea...akamwambia siku nyingine...jamaa ikabidi arudi home....kufika home mkewe anamwuliza kwa mshangao..."vipi tena mbona umerudi?"...jamaa akajibu haraka haraka..."msiba umeahirishwa hadi siku nyingine.."

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